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• Puppies!
     http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.45.swf?cid=317016

• Learn about the birds and the bees.
     http://www.bebooksonline.co.uk/girls_and_boys/default.htm

• What if state signs were truthful?
     http://www.holytaco.com/if-state-signs-were-more-truthful

• Some majors are worthless.
     http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/03/the-10-most-worthless-college-majors/

• A dramatic reading of a break-up letter.
     http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

• A site full of funny stuff.
     http://www.afr0jacks.com/index.php

• Bored? Get help.
     http://www.helpineedhelp.com/bored/

• Funny videos.
     http://www.noob.us/

• A frustrating game.
     http://www.kontraband.com/games/13861/Sling-Sling/

• Very, very annoying.
     http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/741/

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• Super Obama World.
     http://superobamaworld.com/

• Vote for Lando.
     http://tinyurl.com/6l2jg3

• The drunkest presidents.
     http://www.maxim.com/AmericasDrunkestPresidents/articles/13308.aspx

• How would you spend $3 trillion?
     http://3trillion.org/

• Change Hummers into Dummers.
     http://tagadummer.com/

• A place to make some sporn.
     http://www.spore.com/comm/prototypes

• This guy really likes balloons.
     http://www.balloonguyentertainment.biz/Archives/FeaturedImages/html/0.htm

• Pictures of “Must Wash Hands” signs.
     http://mustwashhands.blogspot.com/

• An addictive physics games.
     http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/splitter/

• Appearing soon at a disaster near you.
     http://buzzfeed.com/scott/disaster-girl

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• How to keep a cat off the kitchen counter — with a blender.
     http://www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/

• Everybody loves a three-legged dog.
     http://www.ihearttripods.com/

• What is your reaction time?
     http://www.mathsisfun.com/games/reaction-time.html

• The song is still annoying.
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXY8cWYdQog

• How to turn your NERF gun into a real weapon.
     http://nerfhaven.com/mods/

• What do you think this site is about?
     http://barackobamaeatsbabies.com/

• Sometimes you just have to fling a hedgehog.
     http://onemorelevel.com/game/hedgehog_launch

• This is why you shouldn’t fall asleep with the television on.
     http://youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com/

• Track satellites in real time. Whee.
     http://www.n2yo.com/

• Sometimes switching a logo and a motto is funny.
     http://blogoscoped.com/logomotto/

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• Everything candy.
     http://candyaddict.com/blog/

• Carve a virtual pumpkin.
     http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/pumpkin_sim.html

• A great blog about Legos.
     http://www.brothers-brick.com/

• Learn your ABC’s with Star Wars.
     http://flickr.com/photos/tweedlebopper/sets/72157600166417445/detail/

• This little game will drive you crazy.
     http://fantasticcontraption.com/

• Put funny sayings on signs and stuff.
     http://www.says-it.com/

• Really cool geek stuff.
     http://www.geekalerts.com/

• It is not what you think.
     http://www.dickipedia.org/

• Dogs, upside down.
     http://upsidedowndogs.com/

• Add cowbell to any song.
     http://www.morecowbell.dj/

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• Sarah Palin is saralicious.
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwcoAhn-n70

• Get ready to lose a couple of months of time. Bloons is back.
     http://www.ninjakiwi.com/Games/Tower-Defense/Bloons-Tower-Defense-3.html

• Strange things happen in Russia.
     http://englishrussia.com/?p=2074

• All the candidates were kung-fu fighting — ya!
     http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kung_fu_election/

• Everybody was guerrilla marketing — ya!
     http://weburbanist.com/2008/07/01/what-is-guerrilla-marketing/

• Expanded album covers.
     http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/05/15/photoshop-fun-extending-album-art/

• The best version on ‘We Are The World,’ ever.
     http://xrl.us/ot69n

• Weird museums.
     http://xrl.us/ot69p

• The best condom ads, ever.
     http://xrl.us/ot69r

• If 6th-graders could vote.
     http://xrl.us/ot69t

• Deceptive product names.
     http://xrl.us/ot69v

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• Photoshop on acid.
     http://bomomo.com/

• Slobbersaver.
     http://www.freescreencleaner.com/

• It is 34 minutes of pain on video.
     http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=10215

• Where famous chains got their starts.
     http://www.bootsnall.com/articles/original-locations-15-mega-chains.html

• The best scene in any Star Wars movie with the best meme in a long time.
     http://www.dlisted.com/node/28598

• The angry police captain.
     http://theangrypolicecaptain.com/

• You have to check out the burger with grilled cheese sandwiches as buns. Awesome!
     http://aht.seriouseats.com/

• Watch Walmart grow. Weep quitely.
     http://projects.flowingdata.com/walmart/

• I’m not sure what this is about.
     http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=34281

• I finally understand this song.
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ

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• Ever wonder what Sarah Palin would have named you? Wonder no more.
     http://personal-space.com/embed/script.php

• Not a waste of time — a place to go for help.
     http://www.projectknow.com/

• Owies should be fun, too.
     http://wishingfish.com/510677e.html

• Think fake photos began with Palin in a bikini? Think again.
     http://www.cs.dartmouth.edu/farid/research/digitaltampering/

• Interactive map of Simpson’s Springfield.
     http://adn.blam.be/springfield/

• How to really survive in a horror movie.
     http://i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/horror-movie-survival-guide.php

• Have a child you would like to trade in? Here’s the place.
     http://medicaladoptions.com/index.php

• Bula Vinaka, beachside.
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySB7je2x54

• The 100 most effective ad taglines.
     http://www.taglineguru.com/survey05.html

• Send them $10. They’ll send you something.
     http://www.somethingstore.com/

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• SNL’s funniest music sketches.
     http://www.indabamusic.com/indablog/1604-snl-s-funniest-musical-sketches

• Make your own warning labels.
     http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/

• Funny Segway accidents.
     http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/07/segway_disaster.html

• Graffiti animation.
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGaqLT-gO4

• Test your color skills.
     http://www.xrite.com/custom_page.aspx?PageID=77

• Ugly knitting.
     http://whywouldyouknitthat.blogspot.com/

• Spread some disease in this game.
     http://www.kongregate.com/games/Blips/pandemic-2

• Test your music skills.
     http://jamsbio.com/games/jamsMatchSolo

• Movie trailers and such.
     http://www.redbalcony.com/

• Interesting art.
     http://pixeloo.blogspot.com/

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• McCain meets LOLspeak.
     http://loljohnmccain.com/

• The baby has a man’s face!
     http://manbabies.com/

• Everyone loves a fart joke.
     http://www.misternicehands.com/

• Bumper stickers about old folks.
     http://www.pmcaregivers.com/Bumperstickers.htm

• Disgusting foods.
     http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

• This guy catches really big turtles.
     http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/19/the-turtle-man.html

• Create sand art.
     http://thisissand.com/

• If you don’t click this about 100 times, you don’t get it.
     http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

• I stink at this game.
     http://adamatomic.com/gravity/

• A very funny site.
     http://www.uniquedaily.com/

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• What it takes to be a man.
     http://artofmanliness.com/

• Put some footprints in the sand.
     http://www.specialdefects.com/v2/

• Sometimes it’s red. Sometimes it’s blue.
     http://sometimesredsometimesblue.com/

• The ’70s were hard on all of us — especially these people.
     http://renz-o.blogspot.com/

• So, you got yourself a demon. Here’s what to do.
     http://www.papertank.com/article/FAQ_So_you_have_a_demon

• Gymnasts getting really hurt, or the funniest videos ever.
     http://www.kontraband.com/videos/13326/Top-20-Gymnast-Crashes/#show

• McCain gets hot and bothered over his lady, Sarah Palin.
     http://www.comedy.com/embed/mccain-gets-it-on

• A funny take on famous logos.
     http://marioav.blogspot.com/2008/04/just-for-fun.html

• Christmas will be here soon enough. Until then, play this game.
     http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

• Vintage soda ads.
     http://www.gono.com/museum2003/adshmepge.htm

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• Guess the Memes.
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI

• Poke the Jell-O.
     http://www.jellotime.com/

• Perhaps this is how these logos were conceived.
     http://logologos.blogspot.com/

• Oh, just blowing stuff up in the microwave, again.
     http://www.mustsharejokes.com/page/Microwave+Madness+Experiments

• Christian Bale wants to be Kermit.
     http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27350111.html#cutid1

• Test your knowledge of road signs.
     http://www.usa-traffic-signs.com/Test_s/50.htm

• E-cards for every occasion.
     http://www.someecards.com/

• Apparently, this is becoming popular.
     http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/sets/72157605939800686/

• If you ever wondered what a squirrel looks like dressed up, wonder no more.
     http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

• A game with farting.
     http://puzzlefarter.com/

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• Why you should date a unicorn.
     http://mingle2.com/dating/unicorn

• Pong and Breakout together, as nature intended.
     http://www.allgamesallfree.com/games1079-pongout.html

• I truly evil and stupid game.
     http://mazzanet.id.au/ball.php

• Sure, there should be a Batman Musical. Sure, it should be written by Meat Loaf's Jim Steinman.
     http://www.freewebs.com/batman_themusical/home.htm

• If you ever wondered what happens inside a Coke machine.
     http://www.coca-cola.ee/movie/#/

• Decadance.
     http://donaldsoffritti.blogspot.com/search?q=decadence

• Buy it. Download it. Love it. Joss Whedon rules.
     http://www.drhorrible.com/

• Swat flies.
     http://majman.net/fly_loader.html

• Funny graphs.
     http://graphjam.com/

• Are you happy?
     http://homepages.ius.edu/bcarducc/


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