The Week of April 3, 2006
 • Top Stories:
     SGA reviews next session budget
     Instructors disapprove web source
     Safety first
     Religion, politics discussed
     SISTAS provide HIV awareness, give less fortunate info

     SGA reviews next session budget (continued)
     Religion, politics discussed (continued)
     Instructors disapprove web source (continued)
     SISTAS provide HIV awareness, give less fortunate info (continued)

 

• Features:
     Professors play superb on Steinways
     Swimmer trying for IUS team
     Library offers $300 prize in art contest

April Fool’s Stories — for entertainment purposes only

     Hooker found dead in professor’s office
     Duck up
     Smoking banned from doorways, sidewalks, grass
     ‘It Could Happen Tomorrow: Zombies’
     IUS hockey team drowns during spring training
     Admission requirements improved: New students must be literate, sane
     Business School secedes from IU Southeast
     Flying monkeys bred, fried
     Afraid of People? Try IU Southeast!
     Drunk pisses self, gets pepper sprayed
     Toiletry item expenses cut
     Whitesnake rocks Ogle Center hard
     SGA buys plagues, messes up bill

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