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The Week of March 28, 2005

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• Top Stories:
     Children’s Hour
     Room numbers missing from schedule of classes
     Phi Sigma Sigma ‘rocks’ for good cause
     108 students vote in SGA election
     Political forum sparks debate
     Research opportunities available for students
     IUS gives publishing possibilities for papers

• April Fools:

     These stories are for humor purposes only

     IUS eliminates general studies, secondary education degrees
     Protesters protest protesters, protests
     New funding proceeds vision of Sport Complex
     IUS professor smells funny
     Tech Fee to triple
     Coffee made mandatory on campus
     ASO sets limits, destroys young
     24-Hour Students kill time, small rodents
     Parking now open, action-packed
     SGA does something about something they think important
     Spring in Alabama

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